Five text messages in my phone

An idea ripped off from Fishy. Link to his wonderful blog is over on the right --->

1. 06:45 06/09/18: Yes! Yes! Yes!

2. 10:59 06/09/06: A good reason to be hungover today!

3. 07:47 06/08/28: No money, no drinks, no party. Time to go home?

4. 04:21 06/09/16: What's the name of your ex living in London?

5. 15:38 06/09/08: SK's office (check the map) 9am, monday, informationassistant.